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fungaloids:

yo mama so soluble she went to the pool and never seen again.

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tehwitch:

Gayer fatter softer stronger

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beardedmrbean:

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To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

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Exact opposite energy of this post.

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commander-wysner:

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tikkety-tok:

This is better than any snl sketch

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier

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samurai-kai asked: 

Hello there, would you mind reblogging the pinned post about my dog on my blog? It would be greatly appreciated if you could boost or share this! We require funding as soon as possible. Ignore if not allowed xoxo


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sure:)

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everythingfox:

A parrot eating a croissant while standing on the top of the sign.

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distantvoices:

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Adonai Tesfamariam, Aweng Chuol, Beamer Samir Garcia, Cranston A by Shikeith for Highsnobiety March 2022

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husborth:

revenge of the sith is still so fucking funny, because, like, the separatists invade coruscant, and kidnap the head of state. that’s a war-winning action. at that point, they just motherfucking won the war, unless a miracle happens. and then you have half the jedi council and a bunch of other jedi just chilling in the jedi temple, on their fucking doomsday, feet propped up and relaxing, and the council still chooses to call anakin and obi-wan from the other ass-end of the galaxy in the “outer rim sieges” to come fix this shit, like yoda wasn’t right motherfucking there. yoda was sitting on the fucking couch! and they STILL called obi-wan and anakin from the OTHER END OF THE GALAXY. in no ways was anakin spiritually prepared to be a jedi master, but motherfucker i kind of get why he was pissed. i kind of understand that. if i got called into work to save the day and i walked in and the rest of the staff was just sitting, and i still saved the day, and then they denied me a promotion, i’d have fucking quit. he’s not spiritually ready by any means and in fact he’s deeply turbofucked, but i understand where he was coming from. i understand, man.

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